The Public Ledger
- every slight, duly recorded for posterity
Marked Anonymous
7/16/2026
boss denied my pto request that i put in 2 months ago because of "critical project deadlines" (total bullshit, we literally do nothing on fridays). I'm the one who manages the office kitchen supplies. ordered decaf beans and swapped them into the regular espresso machine bags. they've all been complaining about being exhausted all week. fuck em.
Marked Anonymous
7/16/2026
neighbor keeps parking his massive f150 right over the edge of my driveway so i have to do a 5 point turn to get out. asked him nicely twice to pull up a bit. yesterday i bought a massive bag of bird seed and just scattered it all over his roof and hood at 2am. woke up to like 40 pigeons shitting all over his pristine paint job.
Marked Anonymous
7/16/2026
this was years ago maybe 2017 or 2018 but my ex was a total dick. when i was packing my stuff to move out of his apartment, i took the little glass turn table thing out of his microwave. and the tv remote batteries. he texted me like 3 weeks later asking if i accidentally packed his microwave plate lmao. get fucked adi.
Marked Anonymous
7/16/2026
tbh i cant even remember what year this was, maybe sophomore year of college? my roommate would literally chug my oatley out of the carton. he kept denying it but i was the only one buying it. so i bought a new carton, drank half, and mixed in a heavy dose of liquid laxatives and left it right in the front of the fridge. next morning he was stuck in our bathroom for like 3 hours straight and missed a midterm review. never touched my shit again.
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